Me: Focus.
Me: Pay attention.
Me: Get off the computer.
Me: Write the letter.
Me: Write the letter, and you can eat the cookie dough.
Me: Fat bitch.
Me: If I was rich, it would be so much easier to get into colleges.
Teresa: If I was rich, I would buy all the bras in the world.
friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me: but I showered for you
